"...the fuck?"
Listen closely to “One Shall Fall”. There is a scene where Fowler shows the Autobots a list of things the Decepticons have stolen from the humans. Ratchet lists a bunch of these items off.
One of these items is a tesseract.
Ratchet says that the Decepticons have stolen these items in order to rebuild their space bridge - a portal that connects one end of space to the other.
There is no backstory to how the humans got it, but they had a tesseract powerful enough to energize a space bridge. Fowler makes a pretty big hullabaloo about the stuff the Decepticons stole, meaning it’s probably a top-secret, destructive object that the world doesn’t really know about.
Season 1 of TFP takes place in 2010/2011.
According to the Captain America film, the Tesseract was retrieved by Howard Stark in 1943 after it ended up in the Arctic. It is in human possession until The Avengers in 2012. The tesseract opens a door to the other end of space, which Loki uses to transport his weird, gross army. Megatron is/was going for the same sort of thing.
SAME TESSERACT!??!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Something to think about.
EDIT: If there is something that develops where Megs and Loki team up to rule everything, I’m gonna scream. With happiness.
ANOTHER EDIT: Marvel started up the Transformers comics in the 80s. Marvel + the Avengers franchise = life.
THIRD EDIT: Yes, I am aware that tesseracts are real prisms and yes, I am aware that there have been slight cross-overs of TF and other Marvel characters but it is interesting that these two things coincide at this point and time.
Orion grows suspicious!
Okay, so this is not a “the fuck” photo, but I had to show this to people. Optimus is LOUNGING. Primes don’t LOUNGE, yet there he is. Lounging. Like a BAMF.
Jack fears otherworldly responsibilities and complicated keys. And his mother.
We’ve been on hiatus and we’re sorry. We’re doing what we can, and the crapness of the video quality on Youtube isn’t helping. Also, we’ve been really busy with life. So… we apologize and we will now semi-resume our semi-regular programming.
In other news…
TFP is on hiatus as of yesterday, as most of you know. What is unknown is how long it is going to be on hiatus for. Rumours have been flying HERE on TFW2005 that it will be for any length of time over the summer, while Ernie Hudson (voice of Agent Fowler) hinted in THIS INTERVIEW that it could be up to six months (WTF). After the ridiculousness of two consecutive episodes ending the same way, we are pretty upset. We just want to know if Bulkhead died or not (also, sidenote, way too much lovey Miko flashbacks in this episode. Stop it Miko, just stop).
So, in conclusion, we are not dead and we are upset about TFP’s hiatus. If there is another livechat with Jeff Kline, we will be sure to hound him (it seemed to work last time).
xx
HAHA OP’s optics are gone
Anonymous asked: You.... are a GENIUS to make this blog! So many ".... the fuck?" moments in TF and now they're all here. My life is now complete.
YAY THANK YOU! We will upload more things soon, Anon. Things are super busy right now. We love you.
Revenge of the Fallen has been playing all weekend so we’ve had Mudflap and Skids on our minds.
Anonymous asked: dshfgh are you guys starcee shippers *V*
Hello, Anon.
After major discussion, we have come to the conclusion that we don’t have an opinion. NOT TO SAY that Starcee would be unsexy. We don’t judge.
It should be stated, however, that we consider Jazz/Arcee an OTP. We love Jarcee. Don’t ask why, we just do. Jazz isn’t even in TFP, but if he comes… watch out.
We also love Knockscream.
Did this scene remind anybody else of a particular superhero scene…?
Things have been super hectic lately with work and learning, which is why there have been no new updates. Don’t worry, we still love you. We’ll have updates soon(ish). Promise!
We’ve also been waiting on better quality videos of TFP, but if none crop up soon then we’ll just have to make do.
IT’S JERSDAY FOR THE DECEPTICONS! Megatron doesn’t watch Jersey Shore, and therefore does not understand all the fist pumping. And, he’s doing it wrong.
Optimus is cray cray!
Haha, their faces.
He’s just so angry, it’s wonderful.
